(via keep-that-pussy-wet)

(via rejoyces)

What if you don’t complete the person that completes you?

Me in Fight Club

margotrobbiesbf:

Me: yea I can take a punch
Brad Pitt: yeah? *hits me*
Me: harder daddy
Brad Pitt: what?
Me: what?

(via gabbingtoomuch)

sirlightbulb:

Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”

(via mikkkxoxo)

biohazerd:

My biggest pet peeve is being talked to AS SOON as i wake up.
I hate that shit.
Stop tryin to communicate with me.
Stop askin me questions.
Im tryna understand the universe all over again dont talk to me yet ur gonna confuse me and piss me off.

(via hyperaware)

moonrisewhims:

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